What is Occupy Wall Street? Why are these people taking over Zucotti Park in New York City? In a few candid interviews, I’ve queried the protesters about their issues during an NYC rally and march to Times Square . On the street, I was bound and determined to get the gospel from the Occupy movement. [...]
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Dear Freddy Kruegar, Hey Bro, I know it’s been a hot minute since you last haunted one of my dreams, so I just wanted to see what was going on? How the hell are you? The last time I saw you in a nightmare, you held me down and sodomized me with your razor glove, [...]
I recently started a rumor that my very best friend has crabs. I’m not going to name names as to protect the innocent because, well, he actually is innocent. I just thought it would be hilarious if I told everyone he knows that he contracted crabs (or pubic lice as it were). This scenario started [...]
by guest writer Christopher Thomas Dreyer I know in these unrelenting economic times, finding a job with a reasonable pay scale, chance for advancement, and benefits is virtually impossible. I will be the first to admit that I was more likely to believe in Unicorns then likely to believe in this sort of job, until [...]
As it turns out, Destiny’s Child was a group of female profits, much like Jesus, Abraham, and Buddha before them. When they first sang, “Can you pay my automo-bills?” on their eternal classic “Bills, Bills, Bill,” I must admit, at the time, I had no idea what an “automo-bill” was. I searched through Webster’s Dictionary [...]
When I think of drinking, I’m often reminded of Robin Williams’ stand-up act from Live at the Met, when he said ”Ever since I quit drinking, I’ve realized I’m the same asshole, I just have less dents in my car.” I think this quote sums up alcohol use on every level. It’s wonderful as a social [...]
Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin (pictured above) gave a riveting speech on Wednesday night. Although I do not agree with almost 90% of what she said, (which just so happens to be the same percentage of times John McCain, the Maverick, voted with George Bush and his party) I still managed to be impressed. I [...]
“Well, you know, Barack Obama is a Muslim,” is a quote I’ve heard repeatedly from some McCain’s supporters over the course of the last few months. Not only is the argument completely fallacious, but it’s also deeply entrenched in prejudice. Sen. Obama is not a Muslim, but even if he was, that should never be [...]
The fact that these 2008 Olympic Games have been some of the most successful, at least as far as ratings go, since 1976 is proof that the American people are hungry to believe again. They are hungry to believe in the American dream. They are hungry to believe that we are the greatest nation in [...]
It would appear that the metaphorical boxing gloves are off in the race for the Presidency. With a new series of attack ads leveled at Sen. Obama from Sen. McCain’s camp (who, at one time pledged to run a clean campaign), it is clear that dirty politics is the name of the game. These ads are [...]
